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Winning and grinning. I won some CT writing award in high school and got to have a photo op with these two white people. #WhiteAsFuck #tbt #Connecticut

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Found out who started the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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baseballcardvandals:

Anybody wanna bungle in my jungle? No? Okay.

Amazing.

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I mean this fucking album right here.  This song always sends shivers.

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Jen’s Revenge #tbt #2005

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"It’s nice to show affection to something German." -Larry David

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This.

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DAVID FUTERNICK

Anonymous said: As the master, what's it like watching amateurs make mistakes? Do you intervene, and if so, how will they ever learn?

I wasn’t always The Master. I used to make mistakes myself, but it is really embarrassing. I usually point out their mistakes immediately without telling them how to fix them. I can’t be seen with them after that.

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