February 2012
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Thursday Night Thoughts
Sometimes I worry that I’m supposed to move back to NY, marry a super-successful, super-Jewy woman, settle down in some beautiful old rent-stabilized apartment on the Upper West Side, spend my weeks going to events at 92Y or the Guggenheim, spend my weekends going for early morning runs through Central Park, grocery shopping at Zabar’s, having stiff dinner parties with our other...
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Voyage To New Orleans
Today I officially booked my flight to NOLA!!! From May 1-8 I will not only be enjoying the second weekend of Jazz Fest, but also the city that I’ve felt drawn to since I was a kid.
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A couple years ago Paul and I drove up to SF to make this with our buddy Joe for a Knicks Fan video contest. We got beyond drunk the night before and in the morning we desperately scrambled for a saxophone in Haight-Ashbury. Then we jumped a fence and snuck into this elementary school courtyard and shot as fast as possible. We won a bunch of money and it was one of my favorite times in Cali.
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I love you like I love my dick size.
– Cappadonna from Wu Tang’s “Ice Cream”
Dear future wife, pretty sure this will be in my vows to you.
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Heart.
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You need to shorten your answers. You ever hear of cliff notes?
– Charles Barkley to Shaq
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January 2012
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Two Things Promo
A while ago some buddies and I made some sketches. I posted this one yesterday and thought I’d post these, too. They still make me laugh.
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Dear Red Wine,
You’re making my heart flutter and my eyes tear up. It’s official…you are magic.
Love,
Futernick