January 2010
We manifest our own path, our own lives and our...
I'm always weary of anyone who wants to take me...
December 2009
Busta Rhymes-When Disaster Strikes
Never thought having a Twitter would be such a...
The dirtiest thing about sex is usually the used...
Handjobs are like the slot machines of sex.
I really need to travel. Mostly because I have a...
George Clinton-Atomic Dog
"Competitive Eater" is a polite way of saying "I...
The Gap Band-You Dropped A Bomb On Me
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Opening my own Discotheque called Sandwich. ...
I used to have a skillet by my bed to catch my...
Gift Of Gab-Light Years
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“So you created this to write sarcastic answers to questions to people who are...”
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Clair De Lune - Debussy
I was gonna make the woman sitting next to me on...
Since I don't go to church flying is my time to...
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Van Morrison-Crazy Face
Skull fucking is so inappropriate. Leave the dead...
Sometimes that holiday magic is a little more...
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The Holidays are all about giving. That's why im...
Had to stay up all night, waiting for my lost...
im so excited to be home that i already had...
Scrolling through Tumblr on a Blackberry Pearl is...
Don't forget...humans still have the right of way....
Bee Gees-The Change Is Made
You Never Actually Change After High School
Me: Let's grab a beer when I'm back.
Cale: Definitely. You could come hang at my place.
Me: Yeah, we can eat each other out.
Cale: I have my own place now so...
Me: Nice, so I won't have to leave afterwards this time.
Cale: Yeah after we eat each others' vaginas out.
Me: I don't mean to brag but I'm really good at it.
Cale: Oh nice dude.
Me: Can't wait to go down on you.
Cale: LOL
Bob Seger-Night Moves
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A Tribe Called Quest-Rock Rock Y’all
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