January 2012
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December 2011
drinkyourjuice:
As we roll into 2012, let’s try to remember that women existed before Bridesmaids and that calling 2011 the year of the funny woman is like me calling the act of finally watching My So Called Life on Netflix Instant its series premiere.
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Robert Reich: My Political Prediction for 2012:... →
robertreich:
My political prediction for 2012 (based on absolutely no inside information): Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden swap places. Biden becomes Secretary of State — a position he’s apparently coveted for years. And Hillary Clinton, Vice President.
So the Democratic ticket for 2012 is Obama-Clinton.
Why…
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My Jews,
Remember on this Hanukkah that we overcame the persecution of Antiochus in order to continue our tradition of annoying the world.
Love,
Futernick
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Christmas, 2075
Grandpa: I remember when a million views on youtube meant something.
Grandson: Shut up, you old douche.
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“I eat your latkes.”
– Daniel Day Jewish
futernicksingstheblues:
David Futernick To You,...
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nbaoffseason:
“Skinny Love”
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Watch
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“Are you still wasting your life with that faggy thespian delusion?”
– Wall post from my friend in 2005. Thanks, Facebook Timeline!
“I’m leaving on a jet plane. Don’t know when I’ll be back...”
– Kamikaze Pilot lying to his wife
