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They Made Him Glue His Hands To His Head

I’m still trying to figure out why police comedies were so popular in the 80’s.

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So in order to make a short film for free, director Dan Lichtenberg had to make this video for the company he works for (howcast.com).  I came up with most of this stuff, with Dan and the crew helping out.  I imagine this is HILARIOUS for 14-18 year olds. 

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Randy Haddock:

Apparently this is what I would look like as aModigliani portrait.

Try it out. It’s pretty neat.

-Thanks Randy…this was so cool

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I’ve seen American Psycho dozens of times and it’s always spooked me a bit, but I’ve always admired the precision of the filmmaking.  Today it absolutely terrified me like never before.  I guess I’ve grown more sensitive at the ripe old age of 24.

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MR. MOM

Since getting her big promotion, my girlfriend works about 50 hours a week.  This means that I do all the grocery shopping, cleaning, and cooking now.  I even started watching The View.  In my defense, Whoopi Goldberg is a delight.

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Going, Going ... But Not Yet Gone »

eec:

“Since 2003, at least 80 record stores have closed in Manhattan and Brooklyn. Here is a selection of the approximately 70 still open in Manhattan.”
Let’s not let this happen, people.  Record shops are invaluable, I don’t care how convenient itunes is.

Reblogged from Soup.

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White Men Can't Jump (Especially in the Heat)

GOOD IDEA:  Sitting in Air-Conditioning, doing crossword puzzles.

BAD IDEA:  Playing basketball on a 100 degree day.

I should have kept doing crosswords.

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I Still Don't Know What Happened

I’m about 40 pages into What Happened?  and Scott McClellan continues to go on and on about his personal life.  I don’t give a shit, Scott.  I want to know what Karl Rove’s favorite sex position is.

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Yo, Michelle, give me that dap.

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